i need to get something off my chest it’s my shirt let’s have a sex
and we’ll never be royals
i scrolled down for an explanation there was none
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
long paragraph about own opinion
fun game to play at family events: “how drunk can i get without anyone noticing”
I laugh untii I cry everytime I watch this video and it’s been a while since it’s been on my dash so here
there he go
there are tears streaming down my face right now
this is the most important thing to me on the internet
YOUTUBERS SEEM TO HAVE AN ENDLESS FUCKING SUPPLY OF MONEY LIKE ILL JUST FLY TO LONDON FOR THE WEEKEND JUST FOR FUNSIES AND THEN ILL FLY TO NEW YORK THEN ILL GO TO LA THEN ILL GO BACK TO LONDON TO FILM SOMETHING.
AND I AM HERE CHOOSING WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO BUY A LUNCHABLES OR 4 DONUTS BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE 5 DOLLARS IN VAIOUS COINS